I hate

Egotistical Fuckheads that walk into bars, haven't taken their coats off and decide they MUST hear a particularly depressing piece of 'music' that radio one have brow beaten them into thinking is an acceptable thing for an adult to listen to and ask the dj to play. Dj apologises and says, sorry I don't have that. Then they say have you got X [another noncy track that even the scoblizer would have swerved]. Dj says sorry I don't have that. Then they ask for something else.....

THIS IS NOT FUCKING UNIVERSITY CLEARING, fuckface! YOU WANNA DO IT?! MAKE YOUR OWN MIX TAPE. HAND IT IN TO THE MANAGER AND YOU BE THE FUCKING DJ NEXT WEEK. MAYBE I'LL COME TO YOUR WORK PLACE AND DEMAND HOW YOU USE YOUR HOLE PUNCH EH?

and breath.

Sign of a bad DJ, need to keep the crowd happy at all times. Or you just play in shit places now?

Either way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>