Cleaning a bike for entry to Australia

they still fucking treated me like one. i got all sorts -

shitcunt customs officer: "what is your purpose of this visit?"
prodigal son: "erm, i am coming home"
sco: "why have you been away for 4 years?"
ps: "because i could"
pco: "how long are you planning to stay?
ps: "as long as i fucking like, what sort of a question is that?"
pco: "son, come with me..."

perth customs officers are fucking massive dickheads.

Did they not recognise you? For shame.