I can see why you'd want that signed given that you're a fox. But what's in it for me? I don't even wear badger skins.
Who wants shaving brushes with bits of shot in? That would be painful.
In all seriousness though the scientific evidence really doesn't support a cull. But that could be a whole thread.
Badgers stink of fucking piss
Badgers 'have the ability to produce a very unpleasant smell through their anal glands when being threatened'. Maybe you should stop threatening badgers?
Otters do.
And foxes.
Christ... foxes really stink of piss.
Oi! Foxes do have a distinctive musky smell apparently, although I can't say I've ever smelt one. Otters are awesome:
Who wants shaving brushes with bits of shot in? That would be painful.
In all seriousness though the scientific evidence really doesn't support a cull. But that could be a whole thread.
Badgers 'have the ability to produce a very unpleasant smell through their anal glands when being threatened'. Maybe you should stop threatening badgers?
Oi! Foxes do have a distinctive musky smell apparently, although I can't say I've ever smelt one. Otters are awesome: