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@El_Diablo
how about the smelliest navel contest - its a unisex one so had wide appeal across the straight/gay/transvestite/transexual comminities, ie there are no exclusions.
suggested three judges: Jeremy Clarkson, Paris Hilton, Louie Walsh
Those with smelly armpits or nether regions will be disqualified.
The prize has yet to be decided, there may be a donation from Dove, possibly an investment opportunity by Simon Cowell for Britain's got (some) Talent, and a definining role in the X Factor