grab some duct tape. maybe 2 rolls. Tape him to a door.
Then clingfilm his bike, car, motorbike. Done.
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grab some duct tape.
maybe 2 rolls.
Tape him to a door.
Then clingfilm his bike, car, motorbike.
Done.