Newcastle name & face to bike

Right, this sounds ridiculous but, what would you say about me using my (Grandad's former) velodrome bike for commuting? (ftfy)

Obv change my wheelset from a disc/tri to some deep vs?

• "So Grandson, would you like this Ferrari/Ducati/Crabon trackbike* for real cheap?"
  
  

"Fucken hell yeah, Grandad*"

*Delete as appropriate

** Rips arm off at shoulder 'cos didn't have to wait 'till he died or nuthin'

Is this just my sense of humour, or was ev'ryone else thinkin' this too?