I'm going to assume the bandaged foot is in fact some form of mechanical doping. You've had an engine fitted inside your calf and there's now a protruding jockey wheel which can be placed on the chain behind the front mech, providing effort free acceleration to in excess of x miles per hour (where x is equal to the speed of light SQUARED).
I'm going to assume the bandaged foot is in fact some form of mechanical doping. You've had an engine fitted inside your calf and there's now a protruding jockey wheel which can be placed on the chain behind the front mech, providing effort free acceleration to in excess of x miles per hour (where x is equal to the speed of light SQUARED).