Rant

@wigan

well my deepest apologies for the new threat, i wasn't paying attention.

you like the cap bit? the bit about the cap is my least favorite bit tbh, the bit i like the most is how much of a putrid cunt our Paolo is and what his mother and father would think if they saw how their darling cherub had taken to telling strangers how much of a smack faced cretin he had become, to the point where he is so deluded that he thinks he gets better grades on a brown come down.

if he was writing profound literary master pieces, enhancing his work with every whiff of smoke he inhales from the blackened foil i would have some respect. not much but some.

if he feels the need to trumpet his genius on a bus to any tom dick or harry on a bus on his way home then i hope he ends up in a secure ward trying to fit as many haribo in his orifices as possible while his mammy and pappy observe him through the glass and think "well at least the others turned out fine"

a few details i left out
he said his name was "Paul, but you can call me Paolo"

the cap was a Supreme New Era, looked like this but it was a bike hat
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/supreme-black-box-hat.jpg

frame looked like a rusty busted up piece of shit, but what do i know, it could have been made of gold but probably just stuffed with brown and pearls of wisdom scratched out on little scraps of paper