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  • Good, I was joking. You know my heart beats only for you.

    What he means, Dear readers, is that his heart only beats because I allow it to.

    For reasons involving a hire purchase agreement on a pacemaker, a Waitrose frozen chicken (medium), a 17mm open-ended spanner and a large and unpaid solicitor's bill. The details are largely irrelevant.

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