Epic fail

I've done antenatal classes, and they were fucking dreadful.
Really uncomfortable and truculent men, and a load of women who think they're going to have a baby in a big jacuzzi listening to whalesong, when in reality they will be screeching for meds while desperately trying to break their partner's hand for getting them up the stick in the first place.

I had to sit in the waiting room with a big fat woman with astoundingly floppy tits telling me how she no longer needs to go to those classes because she has had about five kids.
She then lifts up her home knit jumper that smells of milky sick and starts to breast feed her child.

Who is nine.

100% fucking gold.
Father of 3 under 4yrs.
Repped.