HGV Incident in Clapham

+1, ridiculous, fight it all the way. What were you meant to do? Nothing? So he could press you into the side of the road?

bloody ridiculous that is

You didn't slap the cab. The driver ran into you.

Fill out a traffic collision form at the local nick.

Make a complaint at the local nick about the behaviour of the constable in the panda car.

What pejoratives did the cab driver use? You are most likely alarmed and distressed, and I expect he made homophobic remarks. Bang - aggravated section 5.