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Normal service resumed (sort of) nearly choked a cabbie to death
Going down Oxford St
Twat on mtb decides to undertake me and actually brushes past me so I give him a "watch out you twat" and cycle past.
Carry on pedalling along but then hear a police siren so slow down and pull in to let the police car pass me. Mtb twat sees my slowing down as his chance to beat me to the lights resulting in him now blocking the way for the police car to get past, so the police start shouting at him. At the lights I Malcolm tucker him, cabbie is pulled up next to us, leaning out of his window eating a perfectly ripe succulent pear, trying to avoid dripping juices down his front.
He hears me abusing mtb twat and starts laughing and then chokes on the pear. Mtb man has no reply. so cabbie and I have a laugh about how there are complete fuckwits on bikes, in cabs etc but that there are also good considerate road users.