Nodder/Fixie Skidder

When you're going at speed, the wind-rush is almost as loud as headphones. You have to tilt your head into the wind a little to lessen it, but it's still pretty noisy.

I used to ride with headphones in but no music on sometimes, because in some ways I could hear better. Nowadays, I just ride like a granny. Much safer.

What with a tenner lady in your pants?