Tour de France 2010

Brilliant, cos fixed bikes never get punctures or mechanicals and it would look awesome seeing the peloton descending the Pyrenees looking like a bunch of hipsters hitting the archway roundabout, sat bolt upright, bouncing up and down like monkeys humping beach balls.

If I can descend at 180+rpm in the drops with a fairly static upper body, I'm sure the pros can.

I think you'll find it's an Aussie trackie who's famous for looking like a monkey humping a [st]beach[/st] tennis ball.