The Budget

i blame all the idiots who bought their shitty little 1 Series BMW's on HP for this whole mess,
and all just so they could head down the pub and tell their mates they drive a BMW ...

dickwads

I personally like to blame the cunting landlords who buy up all the affordable property then, rip you off and fo sho will be raising the rent while my pay stays the same and VAT rises.

I say blame but i'm really just jealous.

Anyone need an experienced-ish barman, i'll work for cheap and even clone the odd bank card if needs be (just kidding, this is an epic c**t when it happens), i can also put on a european or portuguese accent if needs be.