Lord Sugar designs his dream bike

At least the woman is pretty specific about what she wants.
You'd think Sir Alan would think of something better than that, he rides a Pinarello Prince of Spain for chris'sakes.

And whoever fobbed Pendleton off with that piece of shit needs a slap.

crude as the drawing is, it has got some obvious notes from the pinarello - fork and seatstay shape, the tubing, crankset etc.