The weapon was the "stem of an exercise bike"

10cm? 13cm? Quill or ahead? Brand?

Shoddy reporting, Sparkes.
We need you on the next boat to Melbourne, get us the skinny on this hit.

I wish. I asked for a pool car to go three miles today. Denied. Did it over the phone. That's what I got into this job for - not meeting all sorts of interesting people, and doing it over the phone instead.