Noob craptitude test

It costs nothing after all

It does when you get it from Balki.

When are you going to start paying salaries to your contributors, Velocio? I think you've had a free ride long enough.

At 10p a post, I figure you owe me about a grand.

Bollocks.

I want paying.

I would like to offer my post signature up for lease. Your company can be associated with the most incisive cycling related analysis on the internet.

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