How do we learn 'em?

...oh and also:

The back of your mouth looks like a weird open space after.

Until your body gets used to it, drinks (and soup) periodically spurt out of your nose. (about 3 months or so).

I can no longer blow up balloons.

Not even with explosives?

C-PAP as in breathing aid? my friend has this and has to take portable ones to festivals and when staying over at parties etc. its a real pain but she can sleep through the motor wirring away.