Possibly the best ad ever...

Yeah but it's still an ad.

"Look at this buy this"

Fuck you

Quite right, boo to consumerism, try this home made aftershave recipe:

Materials Needed:

• 1/4 cup witch hazel
  
• 1/2 cup distilled water
  
• 3 drops benzoin oil
  
• 1 tbsp olive oil
  
• 1/2 cup dried herbs and/or a few drops of your choice essential oils such as :
  
• Lavender flowers, crushed
  
• Camphor herbs such as rosemary, lavender, sage
  
• Citrus herbs such as orange or lemon peels or
  
• Spicy herbs such as cinnamon, cloves
  **
  Directions:**
  Combine ingredients in a glass jar. Cover and place in a dark fairly cool place. Shake the jar once or twice a day for 2 – 3 weeks. Strain out herbs through a colander and refrigerate.
  
  

** Result:**
You'll feel great! and smell like a tramps balls