Mankind's Best Inventions

fuck that man, colonel Kurtz got a whole tribe up there makin teas to take over the world, everyone be offering herbalical solutions and with the resulting intoxication they gonna be no good to fight the upcoming fixie war against the fascist dictatorship

Kurtz got fucked up by willard.... willard was the man .. he understood the madness of the war ... Kurtz was driven insane by the need to win the war..

What has this got to do with Fixie Hipster Twats that are riding bikes?