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The Sun are great at things like that, I recall the front page after Ike Turner died:
IKE 'BEATS' TINA TO DEATH.
Reminds me of a Clinic track though, a great one too: I.P.C. Sub-editors Dictate Our Youth.
There's a real problem with media, and if it's not one thing (Orwellian control) it's another (Huxley overload to passivity). The Sun has absolutely perfected the latter, and I'm afraid to admit but it's damn funny.
Other classics:
FOOT HEADS ARMS BODY (on Michael Foot becoming the chair of an anti-nuclear lobby group).
FOUR KESTRELS MANOEUVRE IN THE DARK (on kestrels falling down a chimney at night and waking someone up)
Fark is a great source of headlines like this, but here's a killer:
