Anyone that sells a bike tool with a bottle opener on it needs to be punched to death.
Teetotalers need to be punched in the face until they beg for vodka. Then they need to be covered in the vodka and set alight. Then they need to be pushed from an high speed train. Then they need to be banged good and hard from behind. Failing all that, maybe a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.
Teetotalers need to be punched in the face until they beg for vodka. Then they need to be covered in the vodka and set alight. Then they need to be pushed from an high speed train. Then they need to be banged good and hard from behind. Failing all that, maybe a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.