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When I was in grade 6 we had house music at school. Our music teacher selected Wind of Change by the Scorpions and someone was required to whistle the start of it. I tried out for the part and was up against this bloke called Tom Storey. He got the gig.

Wind of Change is many things, but it's not house music. Something by Marshall Jefferson might have been more appropriate.