Ped RMJ's, ped falls over, oxford circus

When I was in grade 6 we had house music at school. Our music teacher selected Wind of Change by the Scorpions and someone was required to whistle the start of it. I tried out for the part and was up against this bloke called Tom Storey. He got the gig.

This is so stunningly wrong it just has to be true, what kind of twisted mind subjects kids to this sort of thing?