Your attempts to 'out' a straight man on the forum will prove fruitless my chum. Perhaps your efforts would be better spent trying to come to terms with the fact that your middle aged?
should that be "you're middle aged" or that "your middle aged appearing friend pigfarmer has less hair than you despite being younger?"
should that be "you're middle aged" or that "your middle aged appearing friend pigfarmer has less hair than you despite being younger?"