Get the hipsters to walk their bikes along the pavement all day on the Sabbath wearing "revealing clothing" until the bike lanes are put back- then they can zoom past, massively reducing the amount of oggling time in which the faithful are exposed to naughty thoughts.
Get the hipsters to walk their bikes along the pavement all day on the Sabbath wearing "revealing clothing" until the bike lanes are put back- then they can zoom past, massively reducing the amount of oggling time in which the faithful are exposed to naughty thoughts.
Job done.