One bike to rule them all

you! I was saying sorry for mentioning my bikes...... "look what I own" blah blah.....

Me or Emmet?

If me then I'm hardly one to talk, I have 5 bikes. A frame which I've just stripped with intention to sell and another bike planned.

I used to just have one bike, I will probably at some point in the future be back to having just one bike but at the moment I have both space and funds for the bikes I currently own.