Assault

When some cunt smashed up my car with CCTV 50yrds away, plod couldn't give a fuck. I had to pay the council £50 to ask them to view CCTV. Unsurprisingly the CCTV 'wasn't working' on the day it happened. They told me this after I'd paid them.

Good for fuck all Lambeth Council cunts!

I can assure you Lambeth's CCTV works fine, especially when I barely put 2 wheels into the last 10 feet or so of a bus lane to get past a queue of traffic turning right. Bastards!