Train a chimp to rip his face and hands off
I've a well trained squirrel. I hypnotized it to mistake eyeballs for acorns. Fits in a saddlebag, and can be pushed through the smallest of car window openings.
Breaks my heart watching him dig up his stash of "acorns" each winter though :(
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I've a well trained squirrel.
I hypnotized it to mistake eyeballs for acorns.
Fits in a saddlebag, and can be pushed through the smallest of car window openings.
Breaks my heart watching him dig up his stash of "acorns" each winter though :(