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  • Train a chimp to rip his face and hands off

    I've a well trained squirrel.
    I hypnotized it to mistake eyeballs for acorns.
    Fits in a saddlebag, and can be pushed through the smallest of car window openings.

    Breaks my heart watching him dig up his stash of "acorns" each winter though :(

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