Alternatives to pista/track cranksets

I have done this, on a 1950s hetchins curly as well - does this mean I'm going to hell?

No, just your toes.

Right, I'm going to buy some Romanian built bike components on the way home and put them on one of the road bikes.

I shall photograph my toes before bed tonight and post a before and after tomorrow morning.

On the plus side the bike imp is related to the tooth fairy. Thus you can expect a shiny coin per toe :)