Kryptonite New York Fahgettaboudit mini vs Kryptonite Evolution Mini

and what Fox said, The fagh is also not exactly mini and fucking heavy but good, I have one, but it's my Hackney lock rather than my Pop to the shops lock.

Pah, that lock is maybe a Deptford lock. In hackney you'd need something like this

and even then I wouldn't leave it for more than 10 minutes.