• Why don't I listen to Teenslain? Drunken posting makes for apologies and deep deep reflection the morning after.

    TBH the whole DJ thing has been a myth for me. Folk say, 'but you're a DJ, no?'
    I then ask "should I just take my record box into Staples Tuesday afternoon? Open it to a honey and she'll wanna sit my face?"
    Then they scuttle off (Well my Mum does :-O).

    I didn't think this would have gotten so many responses.

    Only wanted a hand job.

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