What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

I don't think so: http://www.tweed.cc/

I still say it should be on there. In that example you'd only be able to get one point for them, as very much doubt that they'll be running Aerospokes/risers/double straps/top-tube pads on their touring bikes.

Skinny jeans are hipstershite unless they're on a woman. iPhones are not hipster, they are truly all-pervasive (if a little geeky - but everyone loves geeks).

Like I said, it's all about the cross over point. iPhones have passed it (or perhaps I should have said Apple products in general) and it is my opinion that skinny jeans are approaching it.

Trucker caps, Roy Orbison glasses, stupid hair cuts, stupid 80s shoes, fluoro 80s op-shop jacketshite are hipster. No normal person with any sense would wear them. Well, maybe the dumb haircuts..

You're right about these though, even if "trucker hats" and "stupid haircuts" makes most of Alabama hipsters.