F**K! SH***Y F**K! It's broken.

OK, I spent the day researching, and I have a few options;

• Ignore it, pretend it never happened, and spend the next 10 months with sliced fingertips.
  
• Sticky-backed plastic, spend the next 10 months with a cyberpunky mess of hi-tech.
  
• Take it to Apple for repair, lose £180.
  
• Take it to diable's mate, lose £40, cross fingers.
  
  

Waddya reckon?

Sellotape FTW. The only way you could improve on this situation would be if Duct tape were available in clear.