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I need the world to know about this. When I recieved this shirt in the mail, I instantly had multiple orgasms, and upon touching it, my breasts increased to approximately a very supple E cup. I suddenly found myself able to fly, and not only that, once discovering my fellow comrades were cumulus clouds, I discovered oxygen was no longer needed to live. I took off into space, and took a look at the world.
I saw eruptions of fireworks and celebrations, as the world found that there are actually two moons-- and three wolves-- orbiting it. All religions died and instantly began a new worship of my three-wolf-moon shirt. I considered not breaking their hearts and staying there forever, but the fact was, I was getting kind of hungry. :c