Sperm

Congratulations !!

The first few months are fucking mediaeval, it's a little like a 13th Century siege in a walled city, except without the respite sanctuary of sleep (or death).

Once they develop a personality after a few months it all get's much much much easier.

Thanks. That made me chuckle, but the colour drained out of the gf's cheeks when she read it!

Congrats Andy. Out of interest, how many miles do you do a week?

Thanks. To answer the mileage question, obviously less than 180. :-)

Seriously, I ride to work 4 days a week, plus track league on Wednesday and at least one long ride at the weekend. It probably totals up to around 150-180 miles a week.