Wanted: Aerospoke

No and my bar tape matches my saddle colour - I appreciate asthetics, fashion the lot. But I had to buy tape anyway and thought white would look nice. It's quite different to buying an aerospoke or putting a whaletail on a Fiat Uno. I'm not trying to be argumentative but do you see what I mean?

Simile fail.

Take the Aerospoke away and the bike no longer has a wheel.
Take the whale tail away and the Fiat Uno probably performs better.