Server load issues/lag

Why are you talking to network people about this stuff? Pfft! If you can make it to drinks tonight we can chat more.

No can do tonight... flying out this weekend and I need to do dull stuff like laundry so I can pack tomorrow night. We'll have to catch up in a few weeks.

That is very, very funny and I now have people staring at me because I am still giggling.

Futurama has a joke about this in which the professor shares the news that scientists got bored of that old joke and have renamed uranus to... urectum.

I was tempted to call the server urectum.