Valverde charged

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I'm pro doping.

• it's the only way to have a level playing field.
  
• it's a sign that you're serious about winning.
  
• it's another element of technological innovation, which goes hand in hand with the most exciting sporting moments in history.
  
• it helps the phsyio-genetically elite go faster, stronger, longer - how exciting is that?!?
  
• progressive legislation, along the lines of decriminalisation for recreational drugs, would better educate users and non-users (spectators, team staff) alike, and promote the health and safety of riders by avoiding seedy clandestine operations.
  
• etc.
  
  

Feel free to try to convince me otherwise.