How much is the Campo? I haven't actually managed to find it online at all in the UK.
Do Condor have it?
I know what you mean about tool fetish, though, even the simple act of removing my wheel, for the first time, even with a shit spanner, makes me feel good - it further deepens the satisifaction of self sufficiency you get with a bike - and if you can fix everything on it, that must be magic. Doing it in style, with lovely little bits of enginering and clever tools, is even better I am sure.
Bought mine here.
http://www.campyoldy.co.uk/stocklist.htm
£14.50
What you really want though is one of these....(hmmmmmm)

http://www.businesscycles.com/trtool_makino.htm
Does cogs, lockrings, chaintug nuts, and tracknuts, only $120