I've been thinking about this, and "Ramming Speed!" really appeals, I think you'd have to be on a tandem for it to make sense, otherwise you are shouting at your legs, which is a bit odd.
Maybe have the person on the rear seat of the tandem (stoker?) start playing a Roman galley style drum faster and faster as you bear down on the crossing for extra authenticity.
I've been thinking about this, and "Ramming Speed!" really appeals, I think you'd have to be on a tandem for it to make sense, otherwise you are shouting at your legs, which is a bit odd.
Maybe have the person on the rear seat of the tandem (stoker?) start playing a Roman galley style drum faster and faster as you bear down on the crossing for extra authenticity.