What's your favourite greasy spoon cafe?

nothing beats a fry up at home, I reckon. That way you can avoid any cold beans or beans-touching-egg and niggardly portion control scenarios.

Of course, obtaining quality ingredients and cooking the thing yourself is a bit of a faff, but then at least you don't have to bear the ugly side of humanity whilst eating. (humans in cafes always seem to be somewhat monstrous)

I agree, as long as I don't have to cook it. I hate cooking in the morning.

I always hide from other people in cafes behind a paper.