With Lance 'I'll never be as good as Merckx' Armstrong coming out of retirement to do the Tour Down Under what do you reckon his chances are
1.Dropped on the first day citing an injury and nicking off with the advertising revenue.
2.Have the peleton stick to him closer than flies on a dingos arse, thwarting any breaks allowing Rolf Harris to sneak away from the pack and beat Cadel Evans in the sprint causing the potato faced whinger to kick his dog
A superhuman victory achieved purely by his extraordinary physiology cough and the fact he's only got one knacker
With Lance 'I'll never be as good as Merckx' Armstrong coming out of retirement to do the Tour Down Under what do you reckon his chances are
1.Dropped on the first day citing an injury and nicking off with the advertising revenue.
2.Have the peleton stick to him closer than flies on a dingos arse, thwarting any breaks allowing Rolf Harris to sneak away from the pack and beat Cadel Evans in the sprint causing the potato faced whinger to kick his dog