Are All Scousers Criminals?

in order to give the impression to a potential new female mate that i was fun and spontaneous, i once drove (in a car, sorry) down to crosby beach in the middle of the night to see said art. we parked up and walked about thirty metres to the waters edge only to discover that the tide was right in and the statues were invisible. seconds later we got back to the car and it had been broken into and the female's bag had been stolen. there was no-one around at all and nowhere to hide, except one other car (a small van actually), presumably belonging to the thief. it was a bit spooky so we left sharpish. true story.