Kitting myself out

All I have in the fridge/cupboard is chippolatas, smash, an OXO cube and a packet of onion ring crisps. I think that constitutes as 'Sausages, Mash and Onion Gravy, no?

That's a tasty nutritious meal right there. Pound the crisps to a powder, add hot water and Oxo - instant onion gravy.