I like awards, it means we can ride around with a smug look and a swagger and lord it over the peasants on their hybrids... we're clearly more deserving of the road space.
Oh, and we could've got drunk on the proceeds.
When B&S won the Brit Award, we got so much free booze it was nuts. I think we were drunk for about 3 months afterwards. Never knock a good award, or even a bad one... they're all good for laughs.
Speaking of which, why the hell haven't I been nominated for an MBE already?
We always say that when we lose.
I like awards, it means we can ride around with a smug look and a swagger and lord it over the peasants on their hybrids... we're clearly more deserving of the road space.
Oh, and we could've got drunk on the proceeds.
When B&S won the Brit Award, we got so much free booze it was nuts. I think we were drunk for about 3 months afterwards. Never knock a good award, or even a bad one... they're all good for laughs.
Speaking of which, why the hell haven't I been nominated for an MBE already?