Nicked bike story

dearest Chaps,
i have read this thread with dismay.

1. Oopnorthdavid seems like a jolly nice sort and i think that refering to him in the manner some of you saw fit to do is not jolly well cricket, sorry to be so rude. you should also excerise caution when name calling as not every one out there is a chap, there are i believe some blaggards and even some oikes.
   
2. some of you do sound like rather large aggresive types whome i would jolly well not like to meet in the old darkened alley, but perhaps some of you also live in this new fangled cybertronic world, where the old tv screen protects you from the world out there, which can be rather more unpleasant than you may think.
   
3. if you really do think that you need to offer physical actions against some of the rather naughty chaps who purloin said push bicycles, you could possibly go to the brick lane, so oft mentioned and punch one the blaggards there.
   
4. if you do intend to pursue your kind offer of forming a group of like minded chaps, to see off these bounders, may i suggest you refrain from advertising the fact on a public forum, or you could be seen to be going with intent, i believe the old bill look down their noses somewhat at this.
   
5. i think oopnorthdavid did a jolly nice job, top hole old bean. if you don't know an area, probably best not to upset the apple cart.
   
6. thats it, rant over, sorry if i have upset you terribly.
   
   

toodle pip

There are times when only the words FUCK OFF will do.