What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

This obsession with “street-cred” reaches its apex of absurdity as hipsters have recently and wholeheartedly adopted the fixed-gear bike as the only acceptable form of transportation – only to have brakes installed on a piece of machinery that is defined by its lack thereof.

It's actually defined by it's drivetrain, (the clue being the name) not the option of braking mechanisms. And in fact the hipsters are more likely to be brakeless.

Hey dudes, what colour should I powdercoat my new NoBrake bike?