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@pajamas
it's true, i did say this somewhere a few weeks ago - some story about a girl taking all her clothes off in Wal-Mart.
But..er.. not everything I post is real I'm afraid...
I would continue the joke but people have started to ask for stuff past its sell-by date and the like, it's become a bit of an albatross.
I did have a knee-trembler with the bird who pats her back pocket at the end of the ads though. Strange girl: she wanted me to smack the same bottom cheek as the one featured in the ads - considerably harder than she pats it for the camera, but to the same rhythm, while we both whistled the Asda theme.
I'm a Tesco man these days.